Now go on your knees and tell him. Read it out loud.
Every chore you can think of.
Look at it that way. A big guy gets to fuck all the time. He has a busy sexlife. And that's why he doesn't have that much time for chores. You little baby dicked guys on the other hand... don't have these problems.
Imagine your crush getting furiously fucked by his big dick, while you are washing his clothes.
Don't be mad little guy. This way, you're participating in giving women orgasms.
Imagine you could hear her through the thin walls of the apartment.