Now express some gratitude for Mr. Big Dick.
Maybe you have a picture of your crush with another guy. That would make it even better.
Say:
"Thank you for having a big dick, you have a real cock,
a huge thing, girls can only drool over."
"You can please girls in a way I never could. Thank you for pleasing them. I could never do this myself. I wouldn't know what to do with them."
"You are more of a man than me. You penis is just bigger than mine. Harder than mine. More powerful than mine."