Aaaand stop masturbating....
I just realized something.
You know, a real guy would be fucking me by now.
But you are kneeling naked in front of me, apologizing for your tiny dick.
I think your little pistol is not made for getting off. Just look at it.
Too small for sex. Too short to do anything. Making you constantly horny.
I think it's natures way of saying: Little dick boys need to be kept horny.