The guy and I want to piss.I think you'd be a good fit.bring a deep plate and fill it with your(or not your) urine.
If the plate and urine level allow, put your face there so you can't breathe.Set the timer for 1 minute.After the beep, start drinking to get oxygen!
If the level does not allow,drink urine SIPS.After every SIP of gratitude a slap in the face(give yourself a slap in the face after every SIP).
Plate's empty?Good.Edge for us.And don't forget your clamps.