CARLA: What a wanker..........giggle
MEL: What a wanker, he just walked out into reception wearing hold up stockings and a semi - dripping hard on....giggle, who have we got next?
CARLA: A boy caught wanking to fetish mags and wearing his sisters panties at school.
MEL: Can I kick him in the nuts...please......
CARLA: Yes Mel you can kick him in his nuts, we can also piss on him as he wanks as thats what his favourite fetish is