Welcome back, zero. You did so well finding all the items on your list. I am so proud of you.
Gently massage your balls for me.
I am betting that by now your little stick is getting awfully sore. Why don't you coat it with a generous portion of lubricant. Get it really slippery.
Okay, now, I want you do 50 slow strokes followed by 50 fast strokes.
What a good boy!