Team Tiramisu
[Riley]
As you can see, I still got a nice triangle down here. Then again, I don't have a swanky penis decoration. What it comes down to: It's REAL shaving time now. Regardless if you shaved before.
[Carter]
The big difference this time: You'll use your prepared cheese cream and collect it all after use, e.g. in a bowl below your genitals. Don't water it down too much.
[Riley]
This will be a LOT easier if you have already somewhat shaved before.
Told you. You just need to listen to us wise, wise women.
Another wise advice: The fat in the cream cheese will make the blade slide, but still be careful not to cut yourself.
[Carter]
Come back when you're smooth like a baby ass.
Oh, apropos: I love shaved asses, too. But no need for that today.
And if you reeeeeally have to cheat again and don't want to shave: Cut your armpit hair into small pieces and swirl them into the cream cheese. Slap yourself in the face once and feel denied of our love.
[Riley]
For like, a minute ;) We looove you, Sugar Boy!