Let's start off lightly.
10 light slaps.
10 light punches.
10 light flicks.
and let's add you a rule, our gift to you:
For every clothed dick you see, you will punch yourself 10 times.
For every naked dick its 25.
For every decorated dick 50.
Medium intensity and even if just a little skin is showing, its considered a naked dick, for you.
Give me my 10 medium punches.