“As for the new pins, put two each on your ears.
One goes on your tongue, two on your nose, and one on each of your eyebrows.
Finally, take that water bottle from earlier. Hold it in both hands and stick your arms straight out.
I want you to be holding the bottle in front of your chest until I tell you otherwise. And don’t you dare lower your arms without permission!
That should keep you distracted from your little dick.”