Ballbusting Paradise
Turn off that blasted metronome. Those balls hurt, don’t they? Good. I like making balls hurt. I only wish I could be there with you to administer your destruction properly. Now, how many beats did you miss?
0 – fucking pathetic. You were not hitting hard enough. I want 1 really really hard smack, hard enough that you curl up in the fetal position. Then you can go back to the last page and try again.
1-10 – mediocre. I want 100 smacks with the nut cruncher (with every fifth smack devastating, of course) as fast as you can.
11 or more – a satisfactory effort. I hope it was because you were hitting yourself really fucking hard, and not because you’re a giant pussy. I want 50 smacks with the nut cruncher, then you can move on.
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