Keep your legs spread, and keep the metronome at 160. I want another 80 smacks with the nut cruncher, with every fifth smack devastatingly painful. This time, I want you to do all 80 to the left ball. That’s right. 80 hits to one testicle.
Keep those legs spread! They’re just balls. Your Goddess’ pleasure is worth the pain!
When you’re done, I want you to do the same thing to the right ball. 80 hits. No wussing out.
I would bust those balls until they are mashed to bits; until you cant walk anymore.