If the sock weapon is the ball smasher, the baton is the nut cruncher.
Grab your nut cruncher and lie down on your back. Keep your legs together, with testicles resting on your thighs. While youre at it, set a metronome for 100 beats per minute.
I want 50 smacks. But I want you to spread the love. I want 10 smacks to the front of the testicles, 10 smacks to the back, 10 smacks to the top, 10 smacks to the left one, then 10 smacks to the right one. In sync with the metronome.