Ohhh that was fun wasn’t it! Did you spend long writhing in agony? Or did you wimp out?
Well, if you wimped out, I’m disappointed. But I expect you to make it up this time. You’re going to do it again. Except this time, I expect you to spend 90 seconds sitting. And, for the last 45 seconds, I expect you to bounce, up and down, on your own manhood.
So what are you waiting for? Get going
One thousand, two thousand, three thousand …
I hope it feels gooooooood.