Now I'm the only one with visible ass cheeks. But it won't take long until you'll strip again, I promise.
However, first you will go shopping. Write a shopping list and bring:
- Strawberries (or other berries)
- Tequila (or other hard liquor of choice)
- Cucumber
- Ginger
- Small head of lettuce (or other green salad)
- Yoghurt
- Sponge cake (any soft and creamy cake is good)
- Condoms
- Wide tape
It would be most hilarious if you buy the condoms together with those fruits, sooo obvious.
Bonus task: On the way home, gather as much spit in your mouth as you can. Spit is fantastic!