Bravo, now you have to do some exercise though
I want:
20 jumping jaks
20 squats from the ground
Already done?
10 more jumps
20 more squats
break time?
yes: ok but add more spicy sauce on the balls, and also on the glans, then give me 50 strokes
No: ok 30 more squats
Now look for a surface at your height or higher, and put the weight on the edge, keep the shoelace in tension, and jump back.
Let it dangle, do another 5 times.