I didn't think so...
So now that we've established what you're here for I guess there's no point asking you to stroke for me, after all... I don't have a cock.
But you could at least get it hard for me, you can still get it up for a girl can you?
Or has your cock lust taken you so far down the road that you need to see a big, throbbing cock to even get wood?
If so, you might as well put all this bi-curious bullshit behind you... you're a fag.
So, go on then get it hard.
If you get it hard I'll show you some cocks...
Ah I see that got your interest!