All I Want is Peace of Mind, One Way or Another...
How long did it take you to get hard?
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If it was less than thirty seconds, I'm very pleased with you - give me fifty strokes at your own pace.
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If it was between thirty seconds and a minute - slap those balls five times and give me 100 medium strokes.
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If it was longer than a minute, well... colour me sceptical - slap those balls five times then give me 100 fast strokes, five more (harder) slaps and another 100 fast strokes and finally five more (much harder) slaps.
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Are you getting the picture? You are supposed to be denied and horny, if you're not horny then that makes me think you've either made yourself cum or you've been with another woman, neither of which is acceptable as you well know!