She told you this is going to be a bit out of the normal but for a baby having some troubles it's perfectly fine. Tonight before you got to bed she sliped a buttplug in your little hole.
MMh slowly, it's having some troubles getting in that means you need it your hole isn't wide enough to expell a lot of poo poo.
You were to sleep with a butt plug three times a week so three times a week you would take a big enema in the morning and sleep with that cute pink butt plug in your bummhole.
That's how mommy cures her little baby.