So then, go ahead and take that dick of yours into one of your hands and stroke it until it’s hard. And why don’t you go ahead and fondle your own balls too while you’re at it? Imagine being able to hump this ass of mine that’s barely contained in these jeans. C’mon, I want to see just how big you get for butts. You’ll need to impress us before you get to see a bare one.
Once you’ve done that, show me how you masturbate: Give me 30 strokes.