“Good. Maybe one day I’ll grant your wish and throw away the key.
But for now, we have more important things to do. Mike will be picking me up in the evening for our date, and you’ll help me get ready for it!
Thank me for that too.
Press your ugly face on the ground and thank me for granting you the privilege of helping me to get ready for another man. For a real man who is going to fuck me into high heaven tonight.”