“Good. Now put down the shoes in front of me and kiss them once each. Pay your respects to them.
They get to touch me, and I actually care about them, unlike with you. I couldn’t give a shit whether you live or die. My heels are far more important than you will ever be.
Go on, put them on me. And you better be careful, or you will regret it.
Good. Now on to the… Wait.”