“That was disappointing. No man I’ve ever been with has taken so long to get a mere erection.
I guess I expected too much. I thought that at least in this area a horny little loser like you could measure up to a real man, but it seems vastly overestimated you.
Or maybe you’re already on your way to utter impotence from that long time in chastity. Which would be amusing in its own way, at least.
No matter. Seems like you’ll need to help things along for the next one.
Down.”