Aw, did that hurt a little bit? Bad news: This is just the warmup. I thought we’d start with a few gentle ones then smash the ever-living shit out of them.
10 punches at [4]
If I were there I’d hit you twice as hard. Can you even imagine an [8]? I’d be leaving imprints on each testicle.
5 punches at [5].
Get some height on each punch – lift your hand up above your shoulders. Make the last one extra special. I want them extra sore before you sit on MY balls. Get a timer ready too.