Now, that was the finale, but we’re going to have a post-game show. After all, I’m not here to just hurt you, I’m here to fucking ANNIHILATE you.
Lie down on your back, with your thighs together. Grab your baton.
Set the metronome to 100 beats per second. I want one smack per beat, as hard as you can muster. This should be at least a [3], but I’d really appreciate it if you go harder. Count how many beats you last
Crack those nuts for me. I want you to feel this for the next week.
You can only stop when you are crying on the floor.