HAHA!! is that really all you've got? Oh well at least now we know that you will never get to fuck me, but that doesn't mean that i dont have any uses for you.
I could use a pathetic wanker toy to amuse me in between my time with real men.
There are rules that apply and it wont be easy, but you should be glad that i'm even giving you that chance with such a pathetic excuse for a cock.
Take your time with 100 more strokes and make your decision. If you wish to be my wanker toy continue when your strokes are done.