How I Will Use You
Ok, i have decided that i will let you cum....IF you will do it my way.
If you choose not to cum exactly how i want you to cum, then get your clothes back on and head out the door, i have no more use for you.
If you wish to cum for me and make me laugh at the same time, then start following directions.
Get your dildo and lube, and lay on your back. Lube up your ass nice and slick and put your legs up above your head, and have your dick pointing at your face as close as possible. You can lean your legs against a wall if you need to.
Now insert the dildo into your ass and fuck your ass a few times to get it good and loose. Push the dildo all the way in and leave it for the moment.
Grab your cock and start to jerk it as fast as you can, but don't cum yet, get to the edge and ride the edge while you continue