Oh, I don't think it's been THAT long. Really? It's just FLOWN by for me.
But I'll tell you what... I've got a little game for us to play. It's called "The Twelve Days of Edgemas." If you can complete it, you MIGHT get a chance to cum.
If you are unable to complete it, you must deny yourself for at least twice as long as you've been denied so far.