Up to You
Hello you!
No, don't get up. Just stay in that chair for a second, I've something to tell you. A little secret that we can just keep between you and me. See, I'm a sneaky girl, as I'm sure you noticed from being my flatmate for the past few months. I'm always on the lookout for something that can give me fortune in the future. And I couldn't help but notice you always leave your computer on, even when your not around. That isn't really that smart. But anyway, here is the little secret.
I've seen those pictures you take of yourself. I browsed the websites you frequent. And I watched all of those dark videos you have saved in that folder you have labeled 'Windowsxp2'. Yeah...I actually came to the conclusion that you and I sort of have something in common. Can you guess what that something is?
That's right honey. And yes, I am going to make your sweet fantasies all come true. Do you want me to do that for you?