Ok slave, you've earned it. Here they are in all their glory. Better than you expected, huh? Well then why don't you show it by giving me an edge! But hold on there, you are to stroke that pathetic thing slowly to the edge. I want one second on the upstroke and one second on the downstroke. And when you get there, I want you to hold the edge for 30 seconds. Come on, you can do it.
Keep holding it and...