POLICE OFFICER: Hej, you there! Citizen.
YOU: Yes??
POLICE OFFICER: You are new here right?
YOU: Yes officer.
POLICE OFFICER: So, do you like our little town?
YOU: Yes. It's nice and quiet. I like people here. They are all very friendly.
POLICE OFFICER: Good to hear that. Just make sure you don't get into any trouble cause i'm the law here and you don't want to mess up with me. Understood?
YOU: Yes officer. I wouldn't have dreamt about that! I swear!
POLICE OFFICER: Good, have a nice day.
YOU: You too.
Jeez, i just hope that sarcasm is legal here.