Mistress Annie sends you shopping

Mistress Annie sends you shopping by subjsouthldn

The first step is to sort out your body hair. Now, you might have a wife or girlfriend and so they might notice if you do the more extreme elements here. If so, bad luck - fewer points for you.

So do one of the following:
1. Give your pubes a trim, as neatly as possible (1 point)
2. Shave off all your pubes so that you’re bald (3 points)
3. Shave off all your body hair (5 points).

Now make a note of how many points you have on your paper.