Now pull the panties over your penis. How do you feel?
Take off your top and coat now so that you're stood here in just your girly panties, with a condom on taped to your balls. The toothpaste beginning to sting yet? Good.
Now sit down on the toilet top for a second, and get the permanent marker. Write "SLUT" on your left leg. And "COCK" on your right. (2). Take a photo (2) and set it as your desktop wallpaper on your phone (2).
Now take the tights out of the packet and slowly roll them up your legs. How do they feel? (2)
Cut up your old socks into 10 small bits. No chance of wearing those now :) (2).