Okay time for counts:
Under 30: You get 1 stroke every 5 seconds for 1 minute just because you haven't be this bad
Between 30 and 40: Still wrong but you get 20 cock slaps and 50 fast strokes for you
Between 40 and 50: Perfect but you're a shitheaded slave to say I look this old so grab your balls. And now make your grab really tight and start squeezing them for 30 second you bitch
More than 50: You just should hold your breath for 150 fast strokes, you waste of oxygen