Grab your blunt object. Lie down on your back, with each aching testicle resting on your thighs. If
- Those balls are purple, black and blue
- And you feel like you’re going to vomit
- And those nuts are visibly swollen
- And you’re not sure you can stand up without support
Then hit yourself one last time as hard as you can for me. If not, I expect you to keep hitting yourself, over and over and over, until all of the of above are true.