Hot For Teacher
That's the way. Now pull your head up by your hair and slap yourself as hard as you can five times on each cheek or you lose any points you just earned for that.
Hmmm...we haven't given your balls much attention yet.
You might've guessed this test would come to giving them a hard time at some point, and of course you'd be right. But when it comes to ball torture I value quality over quantity and I know this is a weak point for many guys - not just physically, but in terms of willpower. So for now, all I want you to do is push your balls out by gripping the scrotum behind them and slap them HARD with your other hand for just 5 times, each time worth 1 point.
DO NOT CHEAT. If you're exerting enough force, unless you have balls of steel, each individual slap should be extremely painful. Take as much time as you need between hits, but I want to see you in agony every time you come down on them.