Caught in the act
Oh this is so much fun! Well for me at least! I would have never imagined that you spend so much of your time playing with you own peepee!
Does your wife know you jack off that much?
I didn't think so! For now it is our little secret.
OK, put my panties on the floor in front of you and lean over and smell my fresh pussy juices. No licking yet! HAHAHA
Answer the next question and I might let you lick them.
Anybody that jacks off as much as you do, must have some favorite fantasy girls. I know you don't think about your wife while you fuck your fist. So who is your favorite, me excluded of course. Someone from work? An old girlfriend? Some teasing bitch from high school? Come on write the answer down!
Start out with "When I jack off my favorite girl to think about is...."