You see, if I were there with you, in person, my very first kick would have you on the floor crying.
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The only way you would stay upright is if I had tied you to the wall so you couldn’t physically fall over. In which case, I would kick you again, right as the pain from the first kick was spreading all throughout your body, while you were still writhing
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