Your Balls Are Mine 3

Your Balls Are Mine 3 by TheBusted

Grab the excess shoelace and pull it behind you. Lower yourself on to the surface, making sure that most of your weight is centered right on top of each testicle. This should be agonizingly painful.

Once you’ve settled in to a nice … comfortable … position, start counting out loud.

“one one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand …”

Don’t rush just because of the excruciating pain in your manhood. Really enunciate each number.

I’m sure you know that the longer you last, the better.