Professor: So you know what we'll be doing here today, Goldie?
"Uhmmm, I believe Crystal told me that day one is for inspection purposes and to make sure I am qualified to begin the first lesson, right?
Professor: That's correct! So are you ready to begin?
"Yes, professor."
Professor: Awesome! Let's get you relaxed. Lie back on the couch for me.
(lays back)
Professor: As I'm sure you know, we are looking for only the most capable students! Our academy prepares our students to enter the highest pay category in our industry. A graduates degree from Red Rose paves your way you to the highest paying, most intense and extreme scenes we have in porn! Newbies with a low GPA (Gape Point Average) are denied at inspection. Do you think your GPA will earn you placement in our academy?
"I hope so, Professor!'
Professor: Well let's see here. Lift your legs way up over your head so I may have a good look.