We’re going to end our time today the same way we ended our time together last time.
Grab your blunt object. Lie down on your back, with your balls resting on your thighs. If
- Those balls are purple, black and blue
- And you feel like you’re going to vomit
- And those nuts are visibly swollen
- And you’re not sure you can stand up without support
Then hit yourself one last time at [5] for me. If not, I expect you to keep hitting yourself, over and over and over, until all of the of above are true.