I’ll tell you why I’ve called you in today. I heard that there’s a girl name Monica, and that she’s created a sport called “testicle endurance”. Well, let’s just say I’m a fan, and I want to beat her protégé’s. But to beat the best takes practice. And so that’s what we are going to do today.
Open up a metronome
Get a sock with a baseball, softball, or similar object
Find a shoelace
A blunt object – ideally a hammer