Your Balls Are Mine 2
Get those balls of mine back on the table. Tell me slave, how many indefinite hits did you muster? No matter your punishment, I want you to deliver it to both balls equally.
0-5– those poor balls must be aching, you can take a break. JUST KIDDING. Did you seriously think I would be OK with such a shitty performance? I want you to floor yourself twice; once for each testicle that disappointed me.
6-10 – Pathetic. I want you to floor yourself – hit those nuts so hard you think they’ll split in half.
11-15 – Acceptable. I can tell you have potential. Turn that metronome back to 120 beats per minute. I want 120 hits at [3]. If you do this right, you’ll be able to stay up, but tears will be streaming down your face.
16 or more – so you think you’re Mr. Iron Balls? We’ll see about that. Turn the metronome to 150 beats per minute, and I want 300 hits at [3]