Turn the metronome off.
Now before we deal with your indefinite hits, tell me – did you ever keel over in pain? Did my balls ever leave the table?
No – pathetic. Start this trial again.
Yes – whichever ball it was that caused you to fall over, hit the other one until you fall over again. Let’s even things out. Oh and, if you fell over because of both balls, well, I expect you to floor yourself twice.