Now the real fun begins. As you may know, Monica’s testicle endurance sport happens in trials. Each trial has a series of tasks to be completed in sync with a metronome. Now, unless I tell you otherwise, I’d suggest completing these tasks while lying down. It will make it easier to resist the urge to curl up in a ball.
Trial 1.
Let’s set that metronome at a nice 120 beats per minute. I know Monica lets you rest every once in a while mid-trial. I thought you should know – I never will
1. 20 slaps at [2]
2. 20 slaps at [3]
3. 20 slaps at [4]
Remember, 20 slaps at [4] would be enough to floor you if you were standing up. If it doesn’t hurt at least that badly, you weren’t hitting those balls of mine hard enough