Phew, that was an easy one. We're on to step 3 - the toilet seat.
Things are moving along quite nicely now. I couldn’t quite call them “my” balls before they were in at least a little bit of pain. And truthfully, I’m not that interested in your testicles yet. They have to get a LOT more abused before I’d associate with them. So let’s get to it
Before we break into the toys you gathered, I want you to place those aching plums (soon to be mine) on the rim of your toilet seat. It’s a good thing they’re all stretched out!
Put the seat down on top of them (you can do this gently). I want you to drop the lid down with some force. Do this a few times, get a feel for how high you have to hold it to feel like a [1], a [2], etc.
Poor thing, are you getting bruised already? It’s about to get much worse.
To start off, I want 5 drops at [3]. If any of them aren’t hard enough, I expect you to do it again.