Your Balls Are Mine
What did you set the metronome to?
Less than 80 – go back and do part 1 again. You should know I would never accept such weak balls.
80-100 – Passable, but barely. I want 100 hits in sync with the metronome. The hits should be at [2], with every tenth hit at [4]. Make the last hit hurt. You should curl up in pain. You know what happens if you don’t – start the 100 hits again.
101-140 – Good boy. I can tell you want to please me. I’ll let you off easy – give me 20 hits at 3 in sync with the metronome.
141-150 – so you think you’re mr. iron balls? Let’s see you prove it. I want 50 more, but the hits should be at [3] and [5]. For each beat you miss due to the pain, I want an extra blow at the end [5]. If you don’t miss any beats, stand up and hit yourself at a [6]. Floor yourself for me.