Your Balls Are Mine

Your Balls Are Mine by TheBusted

Stand up. Cup those aching balls. It's time for step 6 - the check up.

Tell me,
- Are my balls a different color? At LEAST bright red, ideally purple?
- Are you feeling at least a bit of a throbbing?

If yes to both, you can move on to the next step. You have been a good boy, and I can tell those balls will be mine soon

If no to either, you have to give yourself a punishing blow. You can use the sock weapon, the blunt object, or even just your hand and punch yourself. Just make sure it puts you in the fetal position.

Once you’ve managed to stand back up, consider yourself lucky. You get another chance with me. This time, you get to be properly destroyed. Start this step over again.

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