On to step 4 - the bludgeoning.
We’re getting closer to the shade I want, but they’re not quite there yet.
Grab your blunt object. Personally, I think the grip of a hammer works best, but you’ll have to use whatever you have around. Just don’t use something like a wooden spoon or tv remote – it needs to have some mass to it. Stand up tall.
I want to introduce you to my friend, Jenya. She will guide you through these next two steps while I take a quick break. Don’t worry, she’ll take good care of you