Your Balls Are Mine

Your Balls Are Mine by TheBusted

Hello, I’m Remy, and you are the luckiest man in the world. Why? Because you get to give me complete control over your balls. You will need:

- A shoelace
- Some heavy object you can tie to the shoelace (a 2 liter, weights, etc)
- A blunt object (like a hammer)
- A sock with a heavy object in it (an apple, a baseball, etc)

Before we get started I want you to look at your balls (while they’re still your balls) and appreciate how they look: not swollen, not red or bruised, and not throbbing so much you feel nauseous.

I only associate with testicles that have been COMPLETELY destroyed. So make me proud and make your balls something I’d be proud to add to my collection. As long as you do exactly as I say, we shouldn’t have any problems.