Wankaholics Anonymous
STEP 2: "AVOID BEING ALONE. ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT"
We both know what happend when you are alone, right?
Be honest with yourself! You can't control it. You have to pull out your favourite toy and play with it until it erupts and spurts your sticky oinment all over your keyboard!
But this is not going to happend now.
While you meditate on this, do you mind if I take off my panties? Do you?
AND NOW SHOW ME HOW YOU LEARNED THE LESSON.
RESIST TO THE EVIL TEMPTATION OF CUMMING!
PUMP YOUR LITTLE SALAMI 50 TIMES, AND YOU'D BETTER DO IT FAST.
Don't forget to stick your tongue out, like a real perverted.
Feel free to peek at that dark sensitive area between my legs.
But of course: NO UNWANTED EXPLOSIONS. ARE WE CLEAR?
Good, now you can proceed to the next...